A Decade of Tweets from Mr. Trump


As the decade comes to an end, and potentially the current president’s time in office, it feels only fitting to look back at the best Donald Trump tweets of the past decade.


2010: Starting off the decade on a nice note.

  • “Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday season!” (12/23/10)


2011: This was followed up the next year when our capitol dared not to pay homage to Jesus. Fear not, Trump was there to remind us all.

  • “What a shock! The U.S. Capitol Christmas tree pays homage @BarackObama but failed to mention Jesus.” (12/20/11)


2012: Then there was the year Robert Pattinson’s wingman took to Twitter to provide relationship counseling (again… and again… and again)

  • “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again—just watch. He can do much better!” (10/17/12)
  • “Robert I’m getting a lot of hear for saying you should dump Kristen- but I’m right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.” (10/18/12)
  • “So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson. Look, it doesn’t matter—the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken.” (10/19/12)
  • “Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.” (10/22/12)


2013: Don’t feel bad. We all were brought down a notch in 2013 at the reminder of where we stand in comparison to Trump’s IQ. Remember, “it’s not your fault.”

  • “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest- and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.” (5/9/13)


2014: And in case you forgot in 2013, 2014 was there to remind you, once again, that it’s not your fault you’re a loser.

  • “Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born f***ed up!” (9/28/14)


2015: He even came to Tom’s defense in 2015 – if only to get another shot at Clinton.

  • “They had no definitive proof against Tom Brady or #patriots. If Hillary doesn’t have to produce Emails, why should Tom? Very unfair!” (5/11/15)


2016: Not only is he coming to the defense of Brady, but a year later he reassured the world of his deep love for Hispanics, how… kind?

  • “Happy#CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!” (5/5/16)


2017: 2017 came with the generous reminder that Trump single-handedly saved Christmas (and humble he was).

  • “People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!” (12/25/17)


2018: His humble attitude continued into 2018 as we were reminded of how little we and the film industry compare to the star he is.

  • “Lowest rates Oscars IN HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore – except your President (just kidding, of course)!” (3/6/18)


2019: And just this week we all felt more relaxed after Greta Thunberg was told to take a chill pill and check out a good ol’ fashioned movie – definitely how I wish people would speak to me when I’m trying to combat climate change and ensure a future here.

  • “So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!” (12/12/19)


And so you have it. A decade. 10 years of intelligent and compassionate messages from none other than Donald Trump. When you’re thinking back on where you were and where you’re at now, and inevitably thinking how you’re a loser who didn’t save Christmas or Robert Pattinson’s 2012 relationship, remember that we’re about to begin a new decade. Maybe this decade you’ll be a Star!